Maher Musings

Alright I realize everyone might not think that my Son is as funny as i think he is but my goodness i can't help but laugh everyday at what he says.
Case and point
while in the Vehicle with his Dad, Bear looks out the window while passing the wetlands in town and begins his conversation with 

" It is weird how you can be talking about grass then all off a sudden be talking about power poles". ( both of which are visible just through his window)

Dad- " yes Bear that is weird"

Bear- " like at school today my friends and I were talking about ice and how you could slip on the ice and hit your head, crack it open and have your brains spill out and die"

Dad- uh huh

Bear- "Then you could also die from cannibals" (yes, apparently our small town has problems with people craving a little snack of human)

Dad- "Well that isn't very likely Bear"

Bear- " Your right...... poisoning is more likely" (Again not only does he have a list of ways to die but he has it organized by the likely hood of it occurring.

Dad- laughing so hard the conversation is done

Autumn